woah that is not enough whipped cream. you need to add enough so that its screams can be drowned out so that no one can hear it. If you haven’t used an entire bowl of miracle whip you aren’t doing it right.
Miracle whip? Isn’t that the stuff you put on sandwiches?
The fuck. I fucked up I fucked iup I fkcued up shit I meant cool whip I fucked up god damn it don’t put mayonnaise on your bmp pumpkin pie kids not unless you want children to scream in anguish at a movie theater during your favorite part in the movie
this is the most american post
i went to to eat some at the restaurant calledbecause it was
guys i just used the word chili in four different ways
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i went to pepper to eat some pepper at the restaurant called because it was pepper outside
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I’m here if any of you need to talk<3
The best part is, this post actually does something, it offers support, unlike one of those useless “reblog if you care” posts.
santana lopez + being a bitch
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts